Commemorative T-Shirts for the Everyman
A deluge follows a rain. In the case of UNC merchandise, the deluge has been championship memorabilia. One shirt in particular caught our eye recently.
What triumphant wording! Such succinctness! Such clarity! “WE DOMINATED / WE WON / WE CELEBRATED” – the author of this shirt must surely have an MFA! Otherwise, they probably wouldn’t have a job writing T-shirts.
I don’t have an MFA, but I do know a thing or two about writing commemorative T-shirts. The only problem with them, really, is how soon they become dated. With that in mind, I’ve attempted to make my own line of commemorative T-shirts. These depict yearly, even daily occurrences, to which anyone can relate.
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WE TURNED LEFT
WE GOT IN LINE
WE ORDERED
WE ATE
WE GOT FATTER
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WE READ
WE WROTE
WE CRIED
WE GRADUATED
WE’RE UNEMPLOYED
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WE EMAILED
WE GOOGLED
WE TWEETED
WE TOOK NOTES
WE ANNOYED EVERYONE BEHIND US
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WE ADVERTISED
WE MORTGAGED
WE PROFITED
WE DID IT AGAIN
WE WENT BANKRUPT
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WE LOST
WE LOST
WE LOST
WE LOST
WE LOST
WE LOST
WE WON!
WE LOST
WE LOST
We Lost
We lost
We lost?
we lost.
we lost…
WE WON!!
WE LOST
WE’RE GEORGIA TECH
